Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders

joming — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 02:04:45 +0000

Well Reagan’s quote doesn’t really have anything to do whatsoever with this post, but I figured it was somewhat of a premonition for me. In 10 years, I’ll be outta college, living on the streets, and strumming my guitar while belting out Lenny Krevitz tunes and Amazing Grace. Good thing America is so liberal with the indigents–shall I thank FDR and his social security legislation? Eh, I think I’ll pass and just thank my parents for being so goddamn strict and pushy with my academics, which ultimately led to my intellectual demise and emotional breakdown. =) Accolades for Pop and Ma. Anyway, about the vacation theme… I’ll be heading up to upstate NY for Buddhist camp at Chuang-Yen Monastery and then to Paris for a fracking MONTH! Good grief, if I could be any less excited I think I’d start believing in wormholes.
Anyway, I havn’t hung loose with my buddies all summer (Sharon, Jessie, Carol, Vicky, Lizzeroooo, Steph, Becky, Kayshuv, Dong, KDong, Jimmy (x2), Anu, Rob Carlo–and anyone I missed, gomen!) See you peeps in August! And by then…get ready for an absofuckinglutely rock-ass senior year! =) Yessir! Okay, I’m off… tchao!

Joming!

Spanglish

joming — Mon, 27 Jun 2005 05:08:38 +0000

What a fucking good movie. A little too close to home, but nonetheless- touchingly sincere. Hope you can find the time to watch this phenomenol film. I wonder, would you sacrifice your own happiness for your kids? “There are some mistakes you cannot make when you have children (Flor).”

Piercing

joming — Wed, 22 Jun 2005 22:47:09 +0000

She takes out the gun
And aims it at my ear lobe
Bam, bam- Studs in place.

Buddhist Buddies!

joming — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 02:52:45 +0000

Wowzers. Buddhist counselor training camp was just about the most amazing experience i’ve had all year. The ambience, the monks, the veggie food, everything combined in a neat little package was fully refreshing, invigorating, and enlightening. I think I really need to expand my horizons on these religions that have bound thousands of people to moral truths. I love you Annie for getting me into this.

Seniors!

joming — Sat, 18 Jun 2005 02:30:12 +0000

Ahhhhhhhhhhh noooo. Don’t leave me with this wretched school. I will sincerely miss all of you and all the absofuckinglutely awesome memories me made together! Don’t forget your little junior friend in college, and frats are evil. Good luck with college and beyond!!! I LOVE YOU ALL FOREVER!

Woot.

joming — Mon, 13 Jun 2005 01:05:15 +0000

Yay. I feel better already. Brain said he’ll lick my salty tears dry. Yay.

(but that’ll make it wet. oh well, it’ll serve as ointment.)

Ow.

joming — Mon, 13 Jun 2005 00:56:48 +0000

Owww… Owww… Owww… I fell off a sweet gum tree today. Owww… Owww… Owww…

Long Day

joming — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 00:53:49 +0000

My idiot of a doctor thought i was anorexic simply on the basis that i lost a mere 15% of my body weight. Jeez. no biggie. Besides, i’m totally glutting myself to death nowadays. I mean, for chris’s sake, I gained 3 pounds in the last three days! HAHA. impressive eh? I know. Oh, btw, if anyone wants to buy a tennis chick t-shirt, tell me as soon as possible. pronto. LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!!!!!!!! HURRY AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS SALE!!!!!!!………….=_= okay i’m done.

Theatrics…for the Little People!

joming — Sun, 05 Jun 2005 13:55:40 +0000

Wowzers. The Brave Little Tailors kicked some major derrières yesterday! Paulina, Isabel, you kiddos were amazing!! Keep up the talent!

The Evil of Standardized Testing

joming — Sat, 04 Jun 2005 14:20:14 +0000

I FAILED MY SATII: HISTORY TEST! I had 30 seconds to finish 6 questions…I think I did okay, eh? Today I will skate to my heart’s desire again on the ice, and then…on to HISTORY! I have the entirety of it yet to be started.