Why, You Sick, Sick Little Moo Cow!
::Sob:: My throat hurts. I guess I shouldn’t sleep with a sick person. Bad idea. Shitload of work again. I’m tired outta my mind. I’m going to publish my photography work–a collaboration with Nee! Our photo-name (”pen-name”) is DERELICT. Wowzers, how cool is that. I know. Thank you, Thank you. Anyway, it’ll be the next NY Times Bestseller because all of you will buy it RIGHT? Good. Then all is settled.
