Sniffle.
It’s 6:10 a.m. I don’t wanna study for calc. I took my temperature 50 times just to be sure. I squatted on the floor with my head down for 1 hour before standing up quickly in a desperate attempt to faint. I tried hot sauce to bring my temperature up. I tried packing a pocket of air in my mouth to increase the pressure and therefore the temperature. I was beet red. Still trying. Still thinking of ideas. Any advice, anyone?
